I have two new friends. I'm so excited. We get to go out to dinner together and go to the mall together and watch movies together and talk about boys together. It's so fabulously fabulous.
I saw one friend today, I will think of names for them, and she's been having boy trouble. Her heart was broken in a bajillion pieces last year and she's trying out datiing people, but good golly Miss Molly, she surely can pick those crazy situations that surely need to be written down somewhere.
So I, being a girl, gave her some useless advice.
I said, "First, stop dating boys and go out with men. If you have to buy them alcohol, there's going to be a maturity issue, isn't there?"
Then I said, "Second, consider being a lesbian.
"It would probably take you a while to get used to the idea, during which time you might be able to sort out what you'd want in a partner, man or woman. By the time you figure out that being a lesbian just won't work for you, you might be ready to find someone who will join you in the holy sacrament of matrimony.
"Or you might have the self knowledge and confidence to get some quick booty and not feel guilty about it."
That was my advice. I think it was damned good advice, if not useful.
Still, I warn you all, man and woman, that she's looking for someone, she's beautiful, she has really great shoes and hand bags to match, she makes me laugh. I want to put her picture here and a little bio so people can see if she's their dream girl.
I don't think she'd appreciate that, though. I'll update you with her thoughts on it.
Posted by dotty at March 1, 2004 10:05 PM