February 22, 2005
egg whites sale
I was looking for recipes for dessert today. When I clicked on one, it had ads by Google. One ad was from eBay. It said, “New & used Egg Whites. Check out the deals now!”
I said to BrilliantEditor, “Do we have to get eggs at eBay? It just doesn’t seem sensible.”
BrilliantEditor agreed. We neglected to purchase our eggs by auction. I was reminded, however, of a fancy site I once found while looking for pictures of monkeys that crash cymbals together. It’s called DisturbingAutions.com. I highly recommend it.
A few of my favorites follow.
lots of salt and pepper
This was likely the goal of my early teen years. As I whispered to myself, “I must, I must, I must increase my bust!” I surely envisioned this salty career for myself.
nobody likes a drunk monkey
It's not exactly true that nobody likes a drunk monkey. I think I would like one. Within reason, of course. A very drunk monkey might be less fun. But this guy, I think he's on the edge of what I'm willing to deal with.
the "watch-where-you-put-that!" pen
I'm trying to convince myself that the pen is meant to be a tail.
I'm having a hard time doing that.
gross, but inspiring?
Sometimes a girl gets discouraged by her lack of incredible artistic genius. The girl might feel like she should learn to do her math better and go off and be some kind of substitute teacher for surly students.
Then the girl finds something like this picture and she knows that she has more vision and more talent than these devil spawn.
And she feels better.
