I loved that commercial. From a dog's point of view...he said things like, "I smell Baaaccoooooon! Where is it? Where is that smell! Oh it's in there! What is that? I can't read!"
It's the part about not being able to read that makes me laugh the most. Sure, the dog can talk and be on a tv commercial, but he can't read. Poor dog.
It said, "Beggin' Strips".
However! I have discovered that most things I own smell like chicken. I know most things taste like chicken, but not so many smell like it. At least, they shouldn't.
BrilliantEditor has pointed out to me that I get smells "stuck in my nose" sometimes. It often signals a mood change or time for dinner. It could be stress, too. I don't smell the chicken right now, though. So maybe it's not stressful right now. Or it's not time for dinner.
school days!
Today I was a substitute teacher for U.S. History and Government. Also for advanced placement. For two classes we did a quiz game type thing. I feel like an old lady. There was a group of women who got very few questions right and I started thinking, "What do you people do? You must at least flip by the news stations..."
But I think they were tired and couldn't access their memories. That's today's assertion, anyway.
I had a great school-y day, though! I ate school food (which was truly gross) and there was a fire drill! Earlier this week I was here for a "lock down" drill. It was meant to practice what would happen if there was a scary person in the building. We locked the door and waited. No one with a scary knife, or even an unscary knife, was around. Is this like air raid drills?
I was afraid of nuclear war when I was little. I wonder if kids now are afraid of terrorists coming to their school. The world is a very strange place. Yes, indeed.
But fire drills and school food will never change.
Hooray.
Posted by dotty at May 26, 2005 02:07 PM